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May 15th 2010

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven…

A quick joke from a regular reader:

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty-five.”

“Fifty-five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty-two.”

“How do you get that?” the lawyer asks.

Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”

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