we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Oct 12th 2007

Formula For Success

1. Become Vice President.
2. Make a fundamentally flawed alarmist documentary.
3. ???
4. Win Nobel Peace Prize.

2 Responses to “Formula For Success”

  1. travis

    you left out “invent the internet”

  2. abuzachary

    So now he takes his place in the pantheon of great peace lovers such as Yasir Arafat (named laureate in 1994). What a joke!