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Aug 21st 2006

Goldfish Smarter Than Dolphins

Remember back in elementary school when you were learning interesting and important facts…like that dolphins were among the smartest creatures on earth?

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. Not true!

It turns out that lab rats and goldfish can outwit them. [editor: Hmmm. A news item that isn’t pro-jihadi from Aljazeera. Allahu Akbar!]

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