we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Aug 11th 2009

“Please tell me that I am the first to suggest renaming the restaurant PORKCINI’s”

A comment on the Rick Pitino story at

Pitino admitted to Louisville police that he did have consensual sex with Sypher in Porcini’s Restaurant and then afterwards gave her the money necessary to get an abortion. Sypher’s allegations were that the sex was not consensual, although both agree on the location of their first encounter at Porcinis.

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