we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Oct 31st 2007

impossible crime occurs at university of kentucky

UK Safety Alert
At approximately 2:50 a.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 30, a male student reported to UK Police that he had been robbed at the corner of University Drive and Complex Drive. The victim stated that he walked passed three males standing in the area and was struck from behind and knocked to the ground. The […]

Oct 25th 2007

no death penalty for microwaving a baby?

if i ever found myself in the same room as the guy who did it, i would kill him with my bare hands.