we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Oct 31st 2006

John Kerry: “I called them smart before I called them stupid.”

John Kerry is reporting for duty! (Kerry previously served in Vietnam, in case you didn’t know)
Unsatisfied with his losing campaign in 2004, he is now trying to destroy the Democrats’ chance of winning big this year. Yet again showing why he will always be Senator John Kerry and a fool at that […]

Aug 22nd 2006

john kerry, anti-war protests, and stubborn historical facts

john kerry put out the following remarks recently, meant to discredit joe lieberman as a republican shill:

For almost five years now, every time [bush/cheney/rove have] their backs to the wall politically, they play “the fear card.” The latest example: Dick Cheney claiming that Democratic candidates who dare to challenge the Bush White House on Iraq […]