we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Oct 24th 2010

NPR Code of Conduct

From Twitter. Source.

Sep 9th 2010

Is There Nothing that Will Not Cause Them to Riot?

CNN, 9-9-2010: “Obama says Quran burning is ‘recruitment bonanza’ for al Qaeda” New York Times, 9-8-2010: “Imam Says Moving Center Could Spur Radicals” I propose we run everything by a mob of people with gasoline, matches, and American flags in Ramallah so as to avoid such scenarios in the future. “Associated Press: Pakistani lawyers burn […]

Dec 28th 2009

Janet Napolitano Is Mentally Handicapped

Can you honestly watch this clip and come to a different conclusion? “The system worked.” [audio:] Update: I apologize. Perhaps the title is a bit harsh…to the mentally handicapped. As Doug Ross notes, “On this morning’s talk circuit, Homeland Security head Janet Napolitano achieved the rare feat known as Complete and Total Beclownment.” Personally, I […]

Dec 10th 2009

30 Taliban Dead

Funny? Insightful? Meaningless? I’m not sure. But this is a fascinating examination of the omnipresent number 30 in casualty counts of Taliban in Afghanistan. Just how often has the U.S. and NATO killed the Taliban in groups of 30 during 2009? The answer may surprise you: Adnkronos, 12/07/2009: “Up to 30 suspected militants were killed […]

Oct 19th 2009

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Has Jewish Roots

Well of course… A photograph of the Iranian president holding up his identity card during elections in March 2008 clearly shows his family has Jewish roots. A close-up of the document reveals he was previously known as Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver. The short note scrawled on the card suggests his family […]

Oct 12th 2009

DNC Goes 0 for 2 on Obama Nobel Peace Prize Reaction

the DNC says anyone who’s laughing at Obama “sides with the Taliban.” They seem to have forgotten that the White House just declared the Taliban a non-enemy and furthermore said the Taliban should share in governing. ….they also said we’re siding with Hamas, which….endorsed Obama for President. – AOSHQ

Sep 4th 2009

Massive Catch-Up Post – The Top 80 Stories We Didn’t Blog This Summer

1. May 22, 2009. Olbermann’s hypocrisy on the Gitmo recidivism rate exposed by John Gibson: 2. May 22, 2009. Privatizing education would provide real stimulus. 3. May 22, 2009. Obama’s defense of his national security policies is rife with hypocrisy: [O]n one hand, the president claims that the Bush administration and the post-9/11 Congress went […]

Aug 21st 2009

Scotland Takes a Crap

Morons. The dude served a week and a half in jail for each person he killed. Good one, Suckland.

May 27th 2009

Obama’s Gitmo Fairytale

Via Ace: Karl Rove keeps making that point that when Obama first weighed in on [closing Gitmo], in 2007 I think, he said it was, quote unquote, “easy’ to close Gitmo. And in yesterday’s speech? “Difficult,” etc. Our President, Mr. Wizard, Mensa Chapter President, was pretty stupid in claiming it was “easy” to resolve these […]

May 17th 2009

Liz Cheney On Interrogations

Great “debate” with Eugene Robinson.      Hat tip: Newsbusters.