we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Jun 20th 2008

CNN: Guilt by…non-exoneration!

Dec 26th 2007

merry christmas

to: mitt romney from: mike huckabee what: victory in iowa how: see below “Who is your favorite author?” Aleya Deatsch, 7, of West Des Moines asked Mr. Huckabee [at a campaign stop in marshalltown]. Mr. Huckabee paused, then said his favorite author was Dr. Seuss. In an interview afterward with the news media, Aleya said […]

Oct 12th 2007

One of Jena 6 is back in jail

Count me among the underwhelmed: At least one of the Jena 6 is a low-life thug. A judge decided the fight that thrust a teenager into the center of a civil rights controversy violated his probation for a previous conviction and ordered the boy back to jail, the teen’s attorney said. …state District Judge J.P. […]

Oct 12th 2007

Formula For Success

1. Become Vice President. 2. Make a fundamentally flawed alarmist documentary. 3. ??? 4. Win Nobel Peace Prize.

Sep 30th 2007

Just Say No to Cheap Profits

Classic post from Brad at Consumption Rules: Profits I can understand. Cheap profits I cannot. Profits are the normal mark-up on products or services that add value. Cheap profits are money that a business takes in without adding any extra value. They leave a bad taste in everyone’s mouth except for the owner of the […]