we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Jun 20th 2008

CNN: Guilt by…non-exoneration!

Dec 26th 2007

merry christmas

to: mitt romney
from: mike huckabee
what: victory in iowa
how: see below

“Who is your favorite author?” Aleya Deatsch, 7, of West Des Moines asked Mr. Huckabee [at a campaign stop in marshalltown].
Mr. Huckabee paused, then said his favorite author was Dr. Seuss.
In an interview afterward with the news media, Aleya said she was somewhat surprised. She thought […]

Oct 12th 2007

One of Jena 6 is back in jail

Count me among the underwhelmed: At least one of the Jena 6 is a low-life thug.
A judge decided the fight that thrust a teenager into the center of a civil rights controversy violated his probation for a previous conviction and ordered the boy back to jail, the teen’s attorney said.
…state District Judge J.P. Mauffrey Jr. […]

Oct 12th 2007

Formula For Success

1. Become Vice President.
2. Make a fundamentally flawed alarmist documentary.
3. ???
4. Win Nobel Peace Prize.

Sep 30th 2007

Just Say No to Cheap Profits

Classic post from Brad at Consumption Rules:
Profits I can understand. Cheap profits I cannot. Profits are the normal mark-up on products or services that add value.
Cheap profits are money that a business takes in without adding any extra value. They leave a bad taste in everyone’s mouth except for the owner of the company who […]