we still remember mitch hedberg

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Aug 10th 2007

the most well-told date story ever

in three parts (and counting). an excerpt i enjoyed:

We took our seats and I stared blankly at the menu while I tried to devise something to say that wouldn’t sound stilted. I think it came out:

I am most pleased that with you I am undertaking this excursion. I have hopes that it will bring you pleasure also?

read the whole thing here:

part one

part two

part three

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