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Oct 5th 2007

when will larry craig stop being a piece of crap?

Craig Vows to Stay Despite Court Loss
Oct 4, 7:08 PM (ET)
By CHARLES BABINGTON

WASHINGTON (AP) – Idaho Sen. Larry Craig defiantly vowed to serve out his term in office on Thursday despite losing a court attempt to rescind his guilty plea in a men’s room sex sting.

“I have seen that it is possible for me to work here effectively,” Craig said in a written statement.

craig continued, “for example, i will be most effective by avoiding soliciting sex in public restrooms, by avoiding lying about it, then avoiding lying about intending to resign from the senate, etc, etc. i will mainly try to stop all the lying to increase my effectiveness.”

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2 Responses to “when will larry craig stop being a piece of crap?”

  1. doug

    Let’s hope McConnell and other GOP leadership kick this guy to the curb.

  2. “..i will mainly try to stop all the lying to increase my effectiveness.”

    LOL!

    Ah, modernity. Wait a minute, not lying makes people effective? I wouldn’t have known. I’m glad political leadership is around to inform me of this.